• 1丑陋片尾曲
• 2你曾(🏁)经(🏝)看到(🍅)(dào )过的(de )毁三观的画面是什么
• 3你曾经(📵)(jīng )做过最(🗼)羞耻的事(shì )情(🥥)是(💔)什么
• 4你听过或看过哪些变态故事

1丑(chǒu )陋片尾曲

RightRound

演(🌫)唱(🐆)FloRidaKeha

编曲创作(📄)(zuò )TimbalandLukaszGottwald等(děng )音乐(lè(⏯) )人

所属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词(😏)

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你(🧙)(nǐ )曾经看到过的(de )毁三观的画(🚹)面是(shì )什么

3你曾经做(💙)过最(🕵)羞(👠)耻的事情是什么(me )

4你听过(🍪)或看(📓)过哪些变(🎁)态故(⬛)事

几大(dà )桌子的宾客正吃几(jǐ(🗻) )顿(😬)的兴奋突然之(zhī )间(jiān )靠(🤮)院墙的几桌客人一(yī )阵大乱

大家(⏮)闷哼(🆒)看过(guò )来原来(lái )是(🐵)是院墙隔(🔻)壁(🎽)有一(🎍)些邪秽的(💒)东西不时飞(⚪)过(guò )来

酒菜(cà(🆖)i )不能不能再吃一(🚛)些宾客的衣服也沾了脏很多人(rén )都气的怒骂

做为(🔫)主人的二舅也就肯(kěn )定不能(👧)不闻不问

他跟宾客们道了几(🐞)句歉就拿梯子爬到院墙和邻居对骂

王桂英我(wǒ )XXXXX你平(⏲)时跟(🅿)我(🍤)瞎折腾(📺)我也(🧞)就忍了今(🔐)天(📄)你(🐭)去见(jiàn )这样多(🔫)(duō )人(💂)跟我较劲我非撕(🐛)烂你的嘴(zuǐ(🚎) )巴不(👘)可二舅站在梯子气(qì )极败坏的骂道(🏂)

吴明(míng )宏你有胆子就再试试你一天不把(🦉)事(shì(🍐) )情能解决好老娘(😨)就一天不放你对面(miàn )传他们来了(le )一个妇女的骂声

二舅家农(🤖)村的(🎤)房子(👎)是挨得(dé(🐺) )很近隔壁(🏒)建(😙)的(de )

以前房子一(📒)样(🔫)(yàng )高下雨天(🏚)各家屋上(💕)的雨水向(xiàng )着瓦片淌入各家院(yuàn )里

可(🧤)二舅拆(🍥)了旧(jiù )房(fáng )起新房(fáng )新房比隔壁(bì(😀) )的房子高(😓)了半米角上的雨(yǔ )水就往(😠)隔(📕)壁屋顶上流肯定(🍻)也就进了他(tā )家(⌚)的院(🍵)子(♉)

不过这(🌸)也并(🐢)非(fēi )有(🦔)什么大事(🐏)

流(🔸)到院子(🎟)里院子里的确就有(🍔)排(🈂)水沟能有什么东西影响(😿)呢

不过(🐸)(guò )王桂英不这样(🚸)想

原来大家(👗)大都(dōu )庄稼人靠(🙋)天收成经济条件(🐒)不(bú )多邻(😸)里关系也美满和谐

可二舅这几年地里活不忙就去城里打零(líng )工挣的钱(🎦)盖了(le )这几(🥕)间新瓦房

些农(🎦)村(cūn )人就有这(🦖)个红眼病见岂能别人比自己过的好尤其是以前都觉得不如(rú )你自己(🔆)的(de )

王(😮)桂英就(jiù )一直看不起二舅

王桂英的男人叫陈四(sì )虎

名(🥀)字里面只不过有个虎字(zì )但是是只病猫

陈(chén )四虎老实的三棍子打(🧑)不(bú )出个(🤟)屁来

他(👷)怕(😖)事平时家里的事全是王桂(🤰)英(⛲)撑腰

今天二(😞)舅(👚)(jiù )摆(🔼)上梁酒王桂英不知好歹找(zhǎo )碴陈四虎就躲在屋(🌡)(wū )里不出(📰)头

陈四虎你出不(🎨)出来管一管(guǎn )你如(🗣)果这样再不论(🏫)别怪(guài )我一点也(yě(🐌) )不客气了王桂(🧑)英骂(📨)的(de )真的很难(nán )听手中还(hái )不时的铲着鸡粪猪粪往院(👧)子这边甩二舅实在是忍无可忍的道

爹(diē )你跟他(tā )啰唆什么呢东西啊大表(🅿)哥(gē )的确对二舅实在是太温和的处理不满

大(🌤)表哥拿板凳攀过了院墙可(kě )以打开了(le )隔壁的大(🎻)(dà )门

早守在门口的(🐵)二表哥(📼)带(🚷)着(🤯)(zhe )兴奋(fèn )几个(🅾)堂兄弟一拥而上夺过(🙁)王(🥒)桂英手中的铁锹出来(lái )是一顿打

幸(xìng )好(hǎo )村里几个干部也几人就(🏖)把众人给抽开(🌥)了

王(🕚)桂英(yīng )说要可以报警村书(shū )记许红(😞)星(🔝)嘲弄道(dà(🚼)o )王桂英(📭)你有(yǒu )脸打110人(ré(🏥)n )家摆酒席你泼屎打了你又是活该(📽)倒霉你今天(🚵)要不向吴(🎯)老(📖)二道(💮)歉(😙)吧看我咋收拾好你

王桂英哪(🍬)里肯去(qù )道歉

她见所(🆗)有(🏏)人都奚(🍔)落她的(👑)(de )不是顿时(shí )就气的(de )要撞(🤡)墙自戕

更何况几人(rén )的人(rén )多把她给(gěi )拉住了

这时候(🚔)场面(miàn )僵在原地了几方面都(🗓)下不来(🍪)台

更何况陈四虎从房(💛)里走了出来他向二舅道了歉还向许(🥍)书(⏩)记只要管好老婆(😺)自愿来陪(🌹)偿二(📧)舅三百块钱(🐸)王桂英也被懦弱(🧗)的(🎖)陈四(🏫)虎气的一时间回了(le )娘(niáng )家事(shì )情(qíng )才算告了一段(🚌)落(🚱)

事情下来了一年多(📭)我(⛹)(wǒ )又回(🌴)来了(♓)一(yī )次(💜)(cì )二舅家吃(chī )饭(fàn )不这回是白(🕢)事

王(🐈)桂英那(nà )次受(shòu )了气虽说(shuō )对二(👟)舅(💜)一家耿(🍮)耿于怀但更气(qì )陈(chén )四虎(hǔ )的(🎞)太窝囊(🎊)

她天天上更加变本(📚)加厉的(de )数落陈四(🤯)虎的懦弱无能终于(yú )成功把陈(ché(🕉)n )四虎给烧穿了

那天(tiān )二(èr )舅还在城里去打(👄)工二舅妈一个人在菜地干活的(🍤)(de )人

陈四(💤)虎(hǔ )那(🍏)着(⚪)砍草的镰刀来(🏥)到菜地把(⏲)二舅妈砍翻在地

镰刀再锋利但(🥛)远(🎮)远超出(chū )长度也没办法(🕷)一下(xià )把人脑袋砍下来(lái )

陈四虎面(miàn )驳周(📋)边惊慌(huāng )的村民(😷)的面(mià(😌)n )一镰刀(🏯)一镰刀的砍下了(le )二舅妈的脑(📍)袋(dài )

接着提着(🏑)血淋(🔎)淋的(🍴)的脑袋回到(dào )家(🍸)里扔到了王桂英面(miàn )前(qián )

你看(kà(🍒)n )一下我倒底有(🥇)没窝囊废(fèi )有(🍤)胆(⛵)量的村民伏在门缝上见(jià(💽)n )到他(🥋)(tā )这样的话问王桂英(yīng )

王桂(🏸)英被(💞)吓的魂不附体号(🦄)陶(táo )痛哭

陈四虎(hǔ )得意地(📰)的压了(🕛)一桶(tǒng )水洗干(gàn )净的手脚(jiǎo )正坐在堂(🍎)屋看(kà(👨)n )电视(shì )节目(🏵)(mù )

很(😽)快地J察就进了村立(lì )即逮捕了(🌧)陈(♐)四虎(🐤)

法医仵作验尸(🧀)让亲戚邻里自己去(🏦)看

大夏(🚶)天放了一两天(🐬)的人头恶(🤶)臭很难(🥔)闻看(kàn )完的人都(🎖)吐(tǔ )了

吃东西的那(nà )天(🚶)王桂英(yīng )是没(🚿)有再找(💔)(zhǎo )你(🍼)麻烦

她(🐬)家的门上落了锁(🛡)没人明(💜)白了(le )她去哪了