• 1丑陋片(👹)尾曲
• 2你(nǐ(💾) )曾经看到(dào )过的毁三观(guān )的画面(miàn )是什么
• 3你曾经(jīng )做过最羞耻的(🐩)事情(🐜)是什么
• 4你听过或(huò )看过哪(nǎ )些(💻)变态故事

1丑陋片尾(🌓)曲

RightRound

演(🔯)唱FloRidaKeha

编(🌬)曲创(🚿)作TimbalandLukaszGottwald等音乐人(rén )

所(suǒ )属专辑HereComesTheWeekend

英文歌词

FloYouspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

KeshaYouspinmyheadrightroundswayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FloHey

Walkoutthehousewithmyswagger

HopinwhichwithgirlIgotplacestogo

Peopletoseeanother

Ilookatmycrowdbecausetheyoutofcontrol

JustlikemymindwhereImgoing

yeswomenyesshortiesnonothingsometimesclothes

ohnostoppinnowmyparoleesonrole

Ilikemyjewelrythatsalwaysongold

Iknowthestormiscoming

Mypocketskeeptellingmeitsgonnashower

Callupmyhomiesitsonbutpoppintonight

Thenpopinthenightcuzitsmeanttobeours

Wekeepafadeawayshotcuzweballing

Itsplatinumpatronthatbeours

LilmamaIoweyoujustlikebeginningflowers

Girlyoutodrinkwithallwhetherwellpowerclubs

Youspinmyheadrightthirdbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundwayround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopoflatterpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmoreromantictobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorecharmingtobefound

Itsgoindowndown

Hey

ShawtymustknowImnotplayin

Mymoneyloveherlikeanumbaonefan

Dontlookatmymouthlethertalktomyfans

MyBenjaminFranklin

AcoupleofgrandsIgotrubberbands

Mypaperplanesmahanadance

Getdirtyallnightwhichspartofmything

Keepbuildingcastlesthatsmadeoutofsand

Sheswonderfullatterfireblazing

HotterthanGirlwontyoumovealilcloser

Timetogetpaiditscumulativewage

thoughbodybelongonaposter

Iminadazethatbottomiswavinatme

LikedamnitIknowyou

Youwannashowlikeagunoutofholster

TellmewhateverbecauseIllbeyourroper

Youspinmyheadrighthalfleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

FromthetopofourpoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothinmorebeautifultobefound

Itsgoindowndown

FromthetopofthepoleIwatchhergodown

Shegotmethrowinmymoneyaround

Aintnothingmorecharmingtobefound

ItsgoindowndownImfeelinmymoneyImoutofcontrol

SomebodyhelpmeShestakinmybankroll

sometimesImkinggolfanotherclubAndImwearinthecrown

PoppintheirbottlesTouchinsomemodels

Watchintheyassesgodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundrightround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightstopsround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightstraightleftround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

Youspinmyheadrightroundsbackround

Whenyougodownwhenyougodowndown

2你曾经看到(dà(🕚)o )过的毁三(sān )观的画(huà )面(miàn )是什么

3你曾经做过最羞耻(🥒)的事(shì )情是什么

4你听过或看过哪些变态故事

几大(👒)桌子的(de )宾(🏩)客正(🙍)(zhèng )吃(chī )几顿的兴奋突然之(🐳)间(🌃)靠院(🏕)(yuàn )墙(⏺)的几桌客人(rén )一阵大乱(👨)

大家闷(mèn )哼看过(🐱)来原(yuán )来是是院墙隔(gé(🦃) )壁有一(yī )些邪秽的东西(xī )不时飞过来

酒菜不能不(🌍)能再吃一些宾客的(🌒)衣服也沾了脏(zāng )很多人都气的(de )怒骂

做为(🥌)主(🔵)人的二舅也就肯(kěn )定(👘)不能不闻不(🤦)问

他(tā )跟宾客们(men )道了几句(jù )歉(🕗)就拿梯子(🥗)爬到院墙(🚋)和邻居(🐶)对(duì )骂(🍵)

王(wáng )桂英(yīng )我XXXXX你平时跟(🔅)(gē(😪)n )我瞎折(✏)腾我也就忍了今天你去见这样多人跟我(😟)(wǒ )较劲我非(🍬)撕烂你的嘴巴不(➡)可二舅站(👛)在梯子(🎉)气(🐁)极败坏的骂道

吴明(🌗)宏你有胆子就再试试你(nǐ(🚝) )一天不(♊)把事情能解决好(hǎo )老娘就一天不放你对(duì(🍸) )面传他(tā )们来(🔁)了(🔶)一个妇(🈂)女的骂声

二舅家(jiā )农村的(de )房子是挨得很近隔(gé )壁建的(🏘)

以(yǐ(🙍) )前房子一样高下雨天(🛵)各家屋上的雨水向(xiàng )着瓦(👛)片(🔅)淌(🦈)入各(🚷)(gè )家院里

可二舅拆了旧(jiù )房起新房新房比隔壁的房(🔡)子高了(🉐)(le )半(bàn )米角上的雨水就往隔壁屋(🙎)(wū(🔟) )顶上(😑)流肯(kěn )定也(🌼)就进了他家的(de )院(🐼)子

不过(⌛)(guò )这(📌)也并非有什(shí )么(🕝)大事

流到院子里院子里的确就有排水沟能有什么东(⚓)西影(🌺)响呢

不(bú(🧕) )过王桂(🥟)英(📣)不这样想

原(🛌)来大家大(📸)都庄稼(✳)人(🛵)靠天收成(🔏)经(jīng )济(📫)条(🐿)(tiáo )件不多邻里关系也美满和谐

可(kě )二舅这几年地(🦒)里活不(bú )忙(máng )就去城(👗)里打(🗒)(dǎ(📐) )零工挣(zhè(🎄)ng )的钱盖了这几(jǐ )间新瓦(wǎ(👩) )房

些农村人就(♒)有这个(🙄)(gè )红(🤱)眼病见岂能别人(🍓)比自己过(guò )的好(hǎ(🕗)o )尤其是以前(🌜)都觉得(🎅)不如你自己的

王(💟)桂英就一直看不起二舅

王桂(guì )英(🛬)的男人叫陈四虎(hǔ(🏵) )

名(míng )字里面(miàn )只不(😄)过有个虎字但是是只病(☔)猫

陈(😜)四虎(hǔ )老实的三棍(🌗)子打不出(💦)个屁来

他怕事平时(shí )家(🐔)里的(de )事全是王桂(😛)英撑腰

今天二舅摆上梁(🧢)酒(🍁)王桂英不(🎀)知好歹找(🚇)(zhǎo )碴(👶)陈四虎就躲(duǒ )在屋里不出(🍩)头

陈四虎你(🍆)出不出来管一管你如果这样(🏹)再不论别怪我一(😛)点也(yě )不(bú )客(🔒)气(⏹)了王(wáng )桂(🌻)英骂的真(✒)(zhēn )的很难(nán )听手中还不时(shí )的铲着(🕤)鸡粪猪粪(🎬)往院(yuàn )子这边甩(shuǎi )二舅实(🤽)(shí(💛) )在是(🧡)忍(⛺)无(wú )可忍的道

爹你跟他啰唆(⬇)什么呢东西啊大(🌪)(dà )表哥(🔦)的确对(🔴)二舅实在(🐂)是太温和的处理不满(🤢)

大(dà )表哥(🗜)拿板(💳)凳攀过了院墙可以(🐰)打开(🏧)了(🏖)隔壁的大门

早守在门口的二(èr )表(🛌)哥带着(🏑)兴奋几个堂兄弟一拥而上夺过王桂英手中的铁锹出来是一顿(dùn )打

幸好村里几个干部也几人就把众人给抽开了

王桂英说要可以报警村书记(jì )许红星嘲弄道王桂英(yīng )你有脸(🚶)打(♿)110人家摆酒席你(nǐ )泼屎打了(le )你又是活该倒霉你今天要不向吴老(🈶)二(🤾)道歉吧看我(📒)咋收(🐸)拾好你(🏪)(nǐ )

王(🚤)桂英哪(🎡)里肯去道歉

她见所(🚽)(suǒ )有(🌺)人都奚(🦕)落她(tā(🗳) )的(de )不是顿(🏝)时(😭)就气的要撞(🖌)墙自戕

更何况(😓)几人的人多把(🖕)她给拉住(🚖)了(le )

这时(➰)候场面僵在原地了几方面都下不来台

更何(hé )况(kuàng )陈四(🈂)虎从房里走了出来他向二舅(jiù(🔴) )道了(🍽)歉还(🍫)向许书记只要(🛡)管好老(🙄)婆自(🧡)愿(yuàn )来陪偿二(🎢)舅三百块钱(🚶)王桂英也被懦弱的陈(🤣)四虎气的一时(shí )间回(😪)了娘家事情才算告了一(yī )段落(luò )

事情下(xià )来(🧘)(lá(🔽)i )了一年多我又回来了一次二舅家吃饭不这回是白事

王桂英那次受了(🕊)气(⤵)(qì )虽说(shuō )对(duì(👮) )二舅一家耿耿于怀但更气(🔅)陈(😃)(chén )四(sì )虎的太窝囊

她(tā )天天上更加变本加厉的数(shù )落陈四虎的懦(📈)(nuò(💗) )弱无能终于(✉)成功把陈(☝)四(sì(🏷) )虎(hǔ )给烧穿了(le )

那天二(🔴)舅(👉)还在城里(lǐ )去打工二(🕞)舅妈一(📝)个人在(zài )菜地(💼)干活(huó )的(👠)人

陈四虎那着砍草(🐉)(cǎ(❇)o )的(✍)镰刀(dā(🍠)o )来到菜地把二舅妈砍翻(🆑)在(🔒)(zài )地(💃)

镰刀再锋利但远远(🌠)超出长度也没办法(🐵)一(🍆)下把人(rén )脑袋砍下来

陈四(🏚)虎面(🧗)驳周边惊慌的村民的面一镰刀一镰刀的砍下(🔊)了(🐆)二舅妈(mā(🥥) )的脑袋

接着提着(✂)(zhe )血淋淋的的脑(💧)袋回到家(🥞)(jiā )里扔到了王桂(👲)英面(💐)前

你看一下我倒(dǎo )底(🍨)有没(🍓)窝囊废有胆(dǎn )量(liàng )的村民伏在门(🎖)缝上(😐)见到(🛃)他这(🔊)样的(🐐)话问王桂英

王(👡)桂英被(🌆)吓的魂不附体号(hào )陶痛哭(kū(🍽) )

陈四(📁)虎(hǔ )得意地的压(yā )了一桶水(😃)洗干净的手脚正(zhèng )坐在(✳)堂(táng )屋(wū )看(🚵)电视节目(🤛)

很快地J察就进了村立即逮捕了陈四(🍂)虎

法医仵(wǔ )作验(💌)尸让亲戚(🏪)邻里自己去看

大夏(🌆)天放了一两(liǎng )天的人(🙉)头(🎴)(tóu )恶臭很难闻看完的人都(🤦)吐了

吃东西的那天王桂英(😖)是没有再找你麻烦(🌂)

她家的门(⏰)上落了(🎄)锁没人(rén )明白了(🏁)她去哪了